Generically Yours

Tattoos (if they’re not completely stupid) on women are incredibly sexy.

confidential:

I love how I’m the goddamn spotlighter, but Rachel insists on sitting right next to me, not only blocking my full range of movement to operate the spot, but she constantly tells me what to do, when to use the spot, how to operate the damn thing, etc. I know how to operate Sylas, thank you very much, and I don’t need your help to follow someone with a spot, nor do I need your help to fix a spot on someone stationary. This is my job, sweetheart. Wait until next Thursday when it’ll be your job to operate the spot how you see fit.

Also, HAHAH Bill, you totally owe me one because I gave you that five dollars I found. Oh, and you think I’m not gonna call you on the debt. Heehee, who would pass up a chance to get an obnoxious misanthropic anarchist to do their bidding? <333

Bawww, you need to chillax, Zoe. Punch this Rachel girl in the face. She obviously doesn’t realize that you’re superior and you could kill her with your mind at any time. I suggest blinding her with the spotlight?

Also, this Bill person sounds interesting. Make him do something stupid like run around in public in a chicken costume, holding a chihuahua, saying, “I’m a pretty girl!” Something like that.

Feel better. :]

Someone asked me today, “if you could be more like one person in the world, who would it be?” Of course, I’m sure that person expected me to reply with a resounding, “I’d love to be more like you!” but I really wouldn’t like to be more like that person, and they were just fishing for compliments.

In any case, it got me thinking. If I could be more like one person, who would it be? I considered several people (including Zoe, but let’s face it, the world would explode if there were another Zoe), but my mind finally settled on one person.

I’d like to be more like Kristin.

Now, Kristin, I know you’re sitting here reading this, going, “WHAT THE FUCK BUSTER,” but really, I thought about it, and I’d like to be more like you.

Kristin is so hopelessly in love, it makes me want to vomit (in a cute way). It sounds so cheesy, so lame, and totally not something a boy ought to be saying, but really, I’d love to be so completely wrapped up in someone that my every thought is of them. Just hearing Kristin talk about her love is so inspiring. The world is such a disgusting place, but she’s just… she’s like a baby wipe, okay? She wipes away all the dirt and grime and leaves the world sparkly clean and smelling like love.

Kristin, I know life is hard, and it sucks ass, and you feel like shit, but I hope you realize how much I fucking love you and your devotion. Don’t stop. Keep writing sappy things.

I hope all that didn’t sound too creepy.

Everyone else was doing it?

PEER PRESSURE.

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Name: Buster
Date: 4/29/2009
Colorgenics Number: 56432170

You are tired of the various ‘ups’ and ‘downs’ of life at this time. If only you could win a lottery - or better still, be the heir to a large inheritance which would allow you to afford a life of absolute luxury. This day dreaming will shortly pass and whether you like it or not, sooner or later you will have to face reality.

Of late, everything seems to be going so slowly - far slower than you anticipated - and this is causing you much anxiety and frustration. It would appear that there is little you can do about the series of events that now seem to be taking place. In spite of the fact that you feel like ‘giving up’ - don’t. Take a deep breath and start over again and you will find that eventually the expression ‘All’s well that ends well’ will have an extra special meaning for you.

It’s the old old story - I am misunderstood - my partner (be it in your private life or in business) just doesn’t understand me and YOU also believe at this time that you are being completely MISUNDERSTOOD by one and all. It then obviously follows that you naturally feel inhibited and not appreciated. It is perhaps because of this belief that you feel compelled to stand back and let the rest of the world go by. As for developing a firm relationship - inwardly deep down in your subconscious mind you are wary of even trying to get close to another person because you feel that if you open up your heart and feelings you are sure to get hurt. Since you are living in a society where close relationships are the norm, you feel that there is that need to conform, but any close relationships of any magnitude that you may have tried in the past have unfortunately left you without any sense of emotional involvement.

It is said that we are all influenced by our environment and indeed you are no exception. It would seem at this time that even though you may be surrounded by people, you are experiencing an inner loneliness. Fortunately you are sufficiently strong minded to realise that life has a great deal to offer you and that you may miss your share of experiences if you fail to make the best use of every opportunity. You therefore pursue your objectives with a fierce intensity and are prepared to commit yourself deeply and readily. You believe that whatever you would like to do or think ‘you can do’ - you do! It is because of this attitude that you may be considered by others as arrogant and even conceited, but its fair to say that whatever it is that you really want out of life you will put your heart and soul into it and will not take ‘NO’ for an answer.

You are putting on a show - a facade. You are a master of demonstrating considerable charm in the hope that this can or will lead to better things. Deep down you are fearful that this may not work and that you may have to employ other strategies in order to realise all your ambitions.

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Fffffff I don’t even know what to make of this.

I don’t know what it is about song lyrics that escapes me. They have this… elusiveness, this strange arcane quality that makes them completely beyond me. How I’d love to write decent lyrics; I’ve done it maybe once or twice, but that’s it. I’d love to write lyrics like Addisson can.