Someone asked me today, “if you could be more like one person in the world, who would it be?” Of course, I’m sure that person expected me to reply with a resounding, “I’d love to be more like you!” but I really wouldn’t like to be more like that person, and they were just fishing for compliments.
In any case, it got me thinking. If I could be more like one person, who would it be? I considered several people (including Zoe, but let’s face it, the world would explode if there were another Zoe), but my mind finally settled on one person.
I’d like to be more like Kristin.
Now, Kristin, I know you’re sitting here reading this, going, “WHAT THE FUCK BUSTER,” but really, I thought about it, and I’d like to be more like you.
Kristin is so hopelessly in love, it makes me want to vomit (in a cute way). It sounds so cheesy, so lame, and totally not something a boy ought to be saying, but really, I’d love to be so completely wrapped up in someone that my every thought is of them. Just hearing Kristin talk about her love is so inspiring. The world is such a disgusting place, but she’s just… she’s like a baby wipe, okay? She wipes away all the dirt and grime and leaves the world sparkly clean and smelling like love.
Kristin, I know life is hard, and it sucks ass, and you feel like shit, but I hope you realize how much I fucking love you and your devotion. Don’t stop. Keep writing sappy things.
I hope all that didn’t sound too creepy.
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